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"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Puzzle Family

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

Working from Home

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"We need to text about our relationship."

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.