Call Center Representative Prints

"The internet really does bring the world into your home. I spend hours talking to tech reps in India!"

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

"I hope that did not come out as a growl."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"Hello?"

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

The Communicator

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'I hate my life.

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Stress

Your call is important to us...