California Lifestyle Mugs

Places you can still go for a good, old fashioned telling off...

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"They're comfortable."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

i-teddy

Trust

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Macho Vegetarian

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'