Cali-fornia Dreamer Pillows

Jerry Brown.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

The Amateur Golfer

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Budgetmageddon

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Running out of Gas.

Saguaro Cacti.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

A drone laying an egg

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Juggler at Venice Beach.

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

''Promised land'? -- You mean we're going to California?'

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

Welcome to the Golden State

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Beach Boys on a night out...