Calcium Fanatic Pillows

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Too much club."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

Clown with Big Feet

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'Funny old world, in'it?'

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Shall make another pot?"

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Another failure to communicate?'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Clown makes the doctor laugh.

The Russian Circus