Calcium Fanatic Mugs

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Too much club."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

'Funny old world, in'it?'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

Clown with Big Feet

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"Shall make another pot?"

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'Another failure to communicate?'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

The Russian Circus

Clown makes the doctor laugh.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'