Cage-free Dreamer Pillows

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Anywhere but here

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

The Nihilist Deli.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Life-Work Balance.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Don't have nightmares!

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I'm open to new things."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Pandemic playhouse.

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"Ok, now...find your center."

"So effortless!"

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Paper Airplane

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."