Cage-free Dreamer Pillows

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'You know what: Since they locked us up in this cage, I don't really feel like singing anymore. . .'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Anywhere but here

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Nihilist Deli.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Life-Work Balance.

Monster under the bed.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Don't have nightmares!

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

Pandemic playhouse.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"So effortless!"

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

Balloon Head.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Paper Airplane

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'