Cage Comedians Prints

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"That explains all the cavities."

'What's on the other side?...'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

Early House Hunting.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I've invented copyright.'

"That was a boring field trip."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'If civilization means I've got to see a divorce lawyer instead of eating my husband, I don't like it.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'If you can overlook the newspaper on the floor, this isn't bad for a starter home.'

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"

"I lined it up with our prenup."

It's resolution time!

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

Beware of cool cat.

'This is great! -- We've learned to talk the talk and walk the walk!'

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

Do I a-mews-you?

"Are you decent?"

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."