Caffeine-powered Mom Prints

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Balancing work and family

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Summa cum latte.

9-5, 5-9

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."