Fit Mom Prints

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Balancing work and family

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'Save us!'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Yoga with Baby

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

How's the new one?

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

In the club.

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Maternity tattoos

"And THAT was just the weekend!"