Caffeine Cultist Mugs

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Allegro con molto espresso

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

9-5, 5-9

Summa cum latte.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff