Caffeine Confidant T-Shirts

'I'm not married to my job - we're just shacked up!'

Eternal Student.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Writers without borders.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Your love gives me strength."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'You've had enough.'