Caffeine Confidant T-Shirts

'I'm not married to my job - we're just shacked up!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Time for tea and friendship.

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

"How about a little more coffee?"