Cafe Owner T-Shirts

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Green Coffee

Yes! We're Open!

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Choice hellhole

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

Free Range Wifi.

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade

'Room for cream?'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

The Deli Llama

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

All Day Deals!

'Wi-No Wi-Fi?'

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

'Todays special is yesterdays left overs.'

National Coffee Day

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Soup of the day? . . . What day?'

Garcons de Café

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Non-Power Breakfast

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"I have proof that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quadrupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell."