Cactus T-Shirts

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"You need glasses, Roy."

Macho Vegetarian

Sand Hanitizer

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

You'll wonder where your gum line went, when you brush your teeth with CACTODENT!

"No, I don't like that blanket. It's not prickly enough."

A man in a prickly situation

A cactus working out

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."