Cactus T-Shirts

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"You need glasses, Roy."

Macho Vegetarian

Sand Hanitizer

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

You'll wonder where your gum line went, when you brush your teeth with CACTODENT!

"No, I don't like that blanket. It's not prickly enough."

A man in a prickly situation

A cactus working out

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

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"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'