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In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

"Be careful, it scratches back."

'My husband watered it with beer.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

Is it safe to put our arms down?"

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

The Ugly Plant

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

'Guys, Is this the best day or what? Check the stomach out, this guy just ate BBQ sauce before dying.'

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

Horizon Art

Heatwaves in the US.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

You had me at succulents!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Plant Lady

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Pray for me.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.