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"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Classic News.

Boris in Lockdown

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

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Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

American Bombs

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Pundits

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'