Cable News Commentator Prints

"Weather rebuttal."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Cartoonist thinking'

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Classic News.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Boris in Lockdown

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Who's the Rogue State?

American Bombs

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

Sir Patrick Moore.

What Could Go Wrong?

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

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