Cable Management Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm fed up... When are they sorting out this wireless network?"

Wifi in Hell

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

Lovers greeting each other

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

Minutes since the TV broke.

'Male and Female He created them.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Santa's Problem

Nest of cables

"Line one is on line two..."

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

"We take connectivity very seriously."

"This medication may interact with paying your rent and being able to afford cable."

'It's difficult to get my work done. . .my BlackBerry takes up most of my time.'

'You read? What kind of entertainment is that?'

"He must be a smart phone executive."

"It's the school run."

"I would've called and cancelled, but you know how I hate disappointing cable companies."

'I see that you make friends easily.'