Cabinet Member Pillows

"How do I feel about us? I feel that America is safer place today because the steps taken by this Administration. That's how I feel about us, Carolyn."

Chris Huhne - career crash.

Michael Portillo

President Obama's cabinet is being criticized for not being diverse enough. . .

Peter Costello

Don Boudria

"Here, Mike...you drive!"

"Congratulations, Henderson. I've decided to make you, 'Minister in charge of cock-ups'."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."