Cabin Fever Survivors Gifts

Winter workplace cabin fever.

Lockdown casserole

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

State of the Union

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Exercising in Confinement

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"Oh, thank God!"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

When I said bring protection, I meant a mask.

Pandemic Haircut

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage