Cabin Fever Cook Prints

Lockdown casserole

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

I don

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

Stay at home food pyramid

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Fire down."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

The social distancing pepper mill.

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'