Cabin Fever Cook Mugs

Lockdown casserole

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

Stay at home food pyramid

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"Fire down."

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

The social distancing pepper mill.

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

Scout Skits - soup or wash water?

'No, don't tell me. . . open the beans.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'