Cabernet Admirer T-Shirts

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Saving Spain

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

James Taylor

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'His first word wasn't mom or dad, it was Cadillac. I can tell the kid's alredy got taste.'

Tango anybody?

Old-country music.

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."