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"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

One-man band rehearsal.

Saving Spain

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

A feast in a hospital bed.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

James Taylor

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'I need a blouse to accessorize my glass of Cabernet.'

'His first word wasn't mom or dad, it was Cadillac. I can tell the kid's alredy got taste.'

Wine Tango

Tango anybody?

Old-country music.