Caber Toss Fan Prints

Yuletide tossing the caber.

Music Hall Dancers

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"I knew you'd like this place."

'And...?'

'It looks like the Great Asparagus Cutter has got your number.'

Patio Melt

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

'Toss the caper.'

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'

Criminal Santa Claus

Dogs instinct

'Don't do that !!'

"OK, lad - bring along the murder weapon."

'I'm not going out for lunch. I packed one today.'

'Sorry to bother you - neighbours reported a 'roving band of anarchists.''

New Timeline

'He's a real beaut, Dewey! Are you going to have him mounted, or gut and fillet him?'

"Tosser!"

Man asking prositute 'What do I get for �8 and two used Jane Fonda videos?'