Cartoon Caper Fan Prints

Criminal Santa Claus

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dog walking Human.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Support group for sheep.