Byob Guru Pillows

'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Edgar Allen Poe

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Kirsten Johnson

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Creative accounting.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

Edgar Allan Poe

New Improved I.R.S.

New World Orders

House vs. Senate