Buzzwords Aficionado T-Shirts

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Bumble Bee

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Final words on gravestones.

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Spellng Bee

Scouse For Beginners

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Proof Reading

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."