Buzzing Businessman Pillows

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Start up

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'It looks like Barracuda Honey is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'When you said that you carried the whole weight of the company on your shoulders. . .'

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Sherpas now available to help you climb back into the market.

Female Business

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Tell me, exactly which of my points is 'moot'?'

"Won't say his name, sir - just claims you'll have to make a pact with either him or Mark Zuckerberg."

'I love being my own boss, I don't have to work my way to the top!'

Multi-national employee: 'What time is it!? Where am I!?'

"Ah, I knew that turban would look good on you. Very nice. Now, we need somebody to relocate to Pakistan."

A child angry at a co-worker for dropping their goods

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.