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The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

E-Books.

Smart TV

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

Time Saving Machinery

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"While you were on your fishing holiday with your pals I bought a new dishwasher!"

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

'My dad claims it isn't ethical to pull the plug on a TV that still works!'

"Our smart Christmas tree has an alarm that goes off every 10 minutes if it's not taken down right after the holidays."

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

Batteries Not Included.

"No. New smart phone!"

'The TV is HD ready - my car is i-Pod ready, the chicken is oven ready - are YOU ready?'

'Hi Karen, I've got my new picture messaging phone. I'll send you a snap of the grumpy bloke next to me...'