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"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'This should increase our business.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'Is it local?'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

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