Local Sourcing Lover T-Shirts

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Shop Local

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Locovores

High Street

EGGS laid in America

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Don't Buy Local!

'Whenever possible I eat local.'

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."