Local Sourcing Lover T-Shirts

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wifi in Hell

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Food Fight

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

Shop Local

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

Locovores

High Street

Everything locally grown.

EGGS laid in America

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"

'Whenever possible I eat local.'

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Don't Buy Local!