Buying A Plot Of Land Gifts

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Selling lemon latt�

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Reverse Mortgage.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"