Buying A New Business Gifts

"And lastly you have Cedric, our oldest ghost employee..."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'