Buyer Of Fabulous Finds T-Shirts

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Invisible clothes

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Posh Easter Egg

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'It sold for how much!'

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Extreme Yard Sale

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'