Butcher's Assistant Mugs

Butcher's breasts tipping the scales.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

"Morning, all!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Rump roast?"

View to the Future

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Bloody Butcher

Important Food Groups

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Kitchen Kapers

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

InIn by-products.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Deliboys