Busking Admirer Mugs

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Love at First Sight

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cut!

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musician

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Hell's busker

Say, I just had a thought

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Busking Elephant

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Skunk! How is it?"

Guitar emergency.

Street musician enterprises.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"