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'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

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The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

I am billing, therefore I am.

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

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"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."