Business Sector Enthusiast Prints

TOO BIG TO FAIL, INC.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Subordinate Employee

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The little engine that delegated

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

Leadership Training

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.