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"I suggest we send an anonymous letter extolling the benefits of management training courses."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

How leaders fail

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Any questions?"

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Belief and Trust.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Courage. Love.

Brainstorm in progress.

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Presentation skills.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!