Business Wit Appreciator Mugs

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Hay Rides $10

Cat Burglar

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Remember I said, think outside the box.

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

A Mom and Pop Operation

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."

'Your report captures the long and short of it, O'Toole; but it's lacking in breadth and depth.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

Bow first.

Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor.

Figure of Eight

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'