Business Startups Pillows

"Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing, and make up the long-range goals as we go along."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

6 Brothers Falafel

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Likes: $2.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'