Business Startups Mugs

"Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing, and make up the long-range goals as we go along."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Selling lemon latt�

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Likes: $2.

The Rubber Ball Company

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'