Business Review Meeting Pillows

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'