Business Reporter Mugs

"Today, 'Greed' was up, on news that 'fear' was down."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

'It's the part of capitalism I don't like. What goes up must also go down.'

'This economic report is real scary.'

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

'Entertainment stocks were up on rumours that there's no business like show business.'

'Just when you're learning the value of a dollar they have the euro.'

'Pork bellies are up...'

'Today stocks dropped on a report that high-frequency rumours are driving the market down.'

"Not a good sign when the stock market reporter starts sobbing uncontrollably."

Economics journalist

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

US v.s. Tech Giants

A little bird told me...

Man Reading Laptop.