Business Reading Mugs

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

The little engine that could delegate.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Two businessmen competing.

Paradigm shifters company.

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Take my advice. I don't use it anyway."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

Carrot falls out of motivational book.

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

'I just wish, he had been more direct...

'How's business? Still slow?'

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

The market must be up

Staff Rereads Dale Carnegie!

"I delegated all my responsibilities, now there's nothing left to do."

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'