Business Promotion Gifts

"Yes, we're the company with a heart, but we also have a mean upper-cut."

Portfolio

"Expense account or regular?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

The adoration of the gels.

Work/Life Balance

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'