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Going out of business...

'The board's meeting at nine o'clock - You bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Investing in a funny market

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'

Fast Buck School of Economics: "Cut out the courses on ethics."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Hmph. College kids.'

Mario Draghi

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

The economy.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

U of Debt

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."