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"The only way you'll get fired is if you don't spend your budget."

'When I'm at the office, I have to pretend I'm gay, just to fit in.'

They'll make me a chairman on the understanding I don't set foot in the place again.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Schengen

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Welcome to the future"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Anti-Agent

British savings accounts

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine