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'Hey look.The company president is butt naked!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Night of the Zombonies.

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Alternative fielding positions

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Parade of Businessmen

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha