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'Hey look.The company president is butt naked!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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Parade of Businessmen