Business Opportunity Seeker Gifts

'How can I earn big money at home in my spare time?'

"Struthers, you've always been on the cutting edge."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

How are you at decision making?

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

Do you have any other skills?

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Between Offices

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't like your application."

Opening the door to new customers

In and Out Sourced.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."