Business Norms Challenger Prints

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Mainstream

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Fight on the top

A man without a chicken on his head!

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"Shall I be mother?"

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

The Dance Circa 1970

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."